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We first met we made love every hour, now -A- days I always have to beg.
When we first met your stomach was a six-pack, now -A- days it looks more like a keg.

It's to late now we're married, till we're dead and buried.
Your stuck with me, and I'm stuck with you, baby it's to late and there's nothing we can do.
We tied the knot, and we both have second thoughts, I got drunk and now I'm stuck with you.

When we first met our love was like a flower, now it's like a weed I'd like to pick.
When we first met, our love was strong and growing, now it's short and shriveled like your dick.

It's to late now we're married, till we're dead and buried.
Your stuck with me, and I'm stuck with you, baby it's to late and there's nothing we can do.
We took our vows, and we're both sorry now, I got drunk and now I'm stuck with you.

Now I share a checking account and half my money's gone.
I share a bathroom with a man who can't hit the john.
I got someone to nag at me and tell me how to drive.
Now my life is over but my body's still alive.

Your stuck with me, what did we do 
Oh whatever made me stick my thing in you.
We took our vows, and we're both sorry now, baby I got drunk and now I'm stuck with you
Yea the condom broke, and now I'm stuck with you.
The kids aren't yours, and I'm still stuck with you.